GuybrushThreepwood47's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[HAWP: The Adventure Game!]

Yo man.
Not cool.
But other than your hatred of me, I've gotta say this is a blast from the past. In fact, I think I'll go play Monkey Island again. Gameplay could have used a little work, but other than that, it was fantastic.

[Grey Story]

I get it

The way I see it, this guy is dead, but he's still a ghost or whatever, and he's trying to help his grieving girlfriend/wife/whatever get over him. But still, the game was boring and there was little to no payoff at the end, other than the "oh, I think I get it" moment I got, which wasn't much.
The tombstone really gave it away.

[Expelled (AS3 Sucks)]

Short, simple, not SUPER FUN, but entertaining

Yeah, I gotta say, I think the "epic review" was a bit harsh, yet it seemed to soften up a little at the end. But this is a review of your project, not a review. So ignore that sentence. Yeah, this was actually pretty difficult to get right. I must admit, I cheated a bit and looked at the walkthrough the guy provided. I agree a bit with him, though. It would have been cool if some of those alternate endings could have been provided. The artwork, though not complicated, was beautiful in it's simplicity. Whenever I try art, I tend to overcomplicate things and it ends up looking like a turd on a hot day. Whatever that means.
Eh...I might have had more to say, or maybe some sort of point when I began, but I've forgotten.
Keep up the good work!
Ta!

[Skate N Shred]

Uh, major glitch, methinks

Alright, this is a pretty good game. The artwork was a bit meh, but I can't really talk on that. One thing, though. I was just playing around, and suddenly, all I see is a riderless skateboard. Not sure what happened there.
Also, there's not much of a goal. At least, a goal that's obvious. Maybe I'm doing it wrong...Also, while in the tutorial, after a while, I sort of lost the ability to grind.
Other than that, this is pretty cool. Good work!

[Bloons Tower Defense 3]

KRUUUUULLLLL!!!!

YES, YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME!
Glaiv is instant win. I don't care who you are.
Also, I know this is a good game because I normally hate tower defense games. I love this game. Do you realize how awesome your tower defense game has to be to be considered awesome by me?
Well, it needs to be pretty awesome, I'll tell you that.
Also, Super Monkey is AWESOME. Like a friggen machine gun, little bastard.
Congrats on making an AWESOME game.
Ta.

[Coil]

Beautiful

The art, the story, the gameplay. It was all incredible. You keep making this stuff and...I don't know. But keep staying awesome.

[Love Dating Sim for Girls]

Awww

So...bloody...cute!
I love romance. It makes me feel warm inside, and since I'm gay (yes, I'm telling everyone I can), I enjoyed sasha and sara kissing.
So cute...
<3
ALL MY FYVE!

[Jack French #2]

Very addicting

I couldn't stop until I had finished.
So, let's get started.
Graphics - The backgrounds and sets looked great, but the people weren't as good. But they were still good. But the secretary changing poses everyf few seconds was annoying.
Style - I still don't know what it means by style. But it was very stylish, I guess.
Sound - The voice acting was great. And I think I recognized a voice from that one point and click game. -Trapped-.
Violence - Well, there was a couple murders. Of course there was violence.
Interactivity - The arrows kind of made the game less professional looking, but they worked, so it was very interactive.
Humor - Not that funny...
Overall - I enjoyed playing this game. I'm a major fan of point and click adventure type games. Make more. Now.

[Exmortis 2]

Very entertaining

Graphics - The animation was a lot smoother in this than in the first game. The doors were very good, and the guy's coat waving in the breeze looked very realistic.
Style - Yeah, it was, erm, very stylish...yeah.
Sound - Some of the voices were hard to understand, but it's the most you can expect from a bunch of evil demons, right? And the ambience was very good. Made the game oh-so-much better.
Violence - What is a horror game without violence? There was a lot of blood, which helped set the mood in the different scenes. Although, there seemed to be way too much blood in the tunnel to come from those few human bodies there.
Interactivity - Well, it's a point and click game. I pointed and I clicked. Not much to say here.
Humor - Yeah right. Do I really need to say anything?
Overall - Very good game. I'd reccomend it to anyone who enjoys playing scare-type games.

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[Exmortis]

Heh

You have no idea how funny this game is while listening to Tiny Tim music.